Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
my nose is crying tears of wow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
