just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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