sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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