Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it hurts more in the daytime
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish i was in the wii world.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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