I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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