Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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