would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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