The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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