You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?