i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES