butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.