If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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