we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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