I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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