apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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