I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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