so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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