He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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