Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize