i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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