I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
In other news, I just burned my penis
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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