I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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