just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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