O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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