and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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