You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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