put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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