I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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