is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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