Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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