I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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