Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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