If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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