is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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