Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tornado booty call.. dedication
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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