Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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