if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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