is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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