i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked