Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
And then he peed in my hair
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