I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Randomize
