I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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