garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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