I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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