there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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