I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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