Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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