You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!