dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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