Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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