You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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