On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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