This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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