she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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