Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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