who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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