i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
