I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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