Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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