would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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