i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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