How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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