That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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